If you cum and she doesn’t…you didn’t fuck her, she fucked you.

(via lushlyps)

if you cum and she doesn’t, you just fucked up.

(via luckysuckyfucky)

r0wdyruff:

help me, i am trapped

in a haiku factory

save me, before they

deersatan:

"dinner’s ready!"

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swag420yolo:

this is honestly the most relatable meme ever made


The chalk makes it so that the pool stick tip doesn’t slide when you’re hitting the ball (just like how you chalk your hands when you go rock climbing)

swag420yolo:

this is honestly the most relatable meme ever made

The chalk makes it so that the pool stick tip doesn’t slide when you’re hitting the ball (just like how you chalk your hands when you go rock climbing)

clitt:

its 2014 and still no fanfic could top this one

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me on a spanish test: cómo se llama, bonita, mi casa, shakira shakira

jinxyourself:

qkarissa:

skiesfullofstars:

johannamanuela:

The same unique expression. 40 years time difference.

This is probably the greatest post I have ever seen on tumblr. Ever.

She’s still so beautiful.

she is stunning .

guy:

when teachers type google.com into a google search bar 

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kitkatinc:

spelling bee administrator: you word is delicious
me: D to the E to the L I C I O U S to the D to the E to the to the to the
spelling bee administrator: hit it fergie

neilnevins:

nathanael-platier:

We freed them…but at what cost?

that ball wasn’t there to trap them

it was to protect us