No matter what combination, these are all gold.
Read these all just straight across and laughed like the immature person I am.
PIE-EATING CROTCH BISCUIT
Creepy sphincter balloon.
hey are you a bank because you need to leave me a loan
Daaaaaamn I fucking love Banksy.
everything he does is just so damn thought-provoking
He is a geniussssssss
people who bite ice cream with their front teeth are on a whole different level
my chemistry teacher calls babies “fresh humans”
The saddest thing is that most people will find this humorous instead of serious. We’re standing right beside one another, and yet we text others instead of actually speaking to each other. Have you ever sat down and thought about how uncomfortable we now are around one another that it’s so bad that we literally pretend to be texting someone when we’re not, just so it’s less awkward to stand beside people? What’s supposed to strengthen our bonds has taken away from it. It’s time to take our faces out of our phones and notice the world, give a kind gesture to someone, and go SEE your friends instead of just texting them.
I’m going to let that sink in.
Ah yes let me just up and leave school right in between my classes so I can go see the friend 40 miles away that i’m currently texting instead of making idle chit chat with the people around me that I don’t particularly care for.
Fuck your pretentious shit.
"whines evil technology is making people antisocial its not real communication if its not face to face and im a pretentious self righteous shitbaby that asks random people on the street for the time and feels good about it"
With my friends on the internet I talk about stories. We share what we want out of life, our experiences, how we’re feeling. I analyse things with my friends on the internet, I end up working things out with people thousands of miles away that I would never have realised on my own. And we talk about silly stuff too, fun stuff.
I spent 20 minutes on the train yesterday with a desperately runny nose because I felt it would be weird to ask the strangers around me for a tissue. The people at work talk about things I feel no connection with, and I know that if I forced myself to enter their conversations it would sound awkward and clueless. In the kitchen at work I exchange the same few phrases over and over again, hi, how’re you doing, alright, cool. Because we don’t know each other, we don’t have much in common, and we don’t really want to.
The idea that I should try to force myself to get the same amount of meaning I get from speaking to my friends out of the people I am physically around just because the world happened to smush them into my face at random, is like saying I should eat my phone headset and keyboard for lunch, because they are close to my face and my lunch is downstairs in the fridge.
In conclusion, I agree with seer and definitely, and fuck off.
re-reblogging because waffles knows what’s up.