whiteboyfriend:

I JUST REALIZED THE GOODWILL LOGO SMILE IS ALSO THE LETTER G

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meladoodle:

*prosecuting lawyer voice* i have only one question for the defendant… ‘guiltypersonsayswhat?’
“what?” 
haha owned you’re going to jail

dysphorism:

Hahahahahahah This is me trying to look scared of my dad’s costume but failing because I couldn’t stop laughing

You look like someone I’d be best friends with in elementary school

dysphorism:

Hahahahahahah
This is me trying to look scared of my dad’s costume but failing because I couldn’t stop laughing

You look like someone I’d be best friends with in elementary school

maliciousmelons:

They say whoever smelt it dealt it so technically this weed is yours officer

kingcheddarxvii:

Take any movie premise about a white man and make it about a grandma and it becomes twice as interesting

yaesthetic:

rca-pwnage:

yaesthetic:

tell me im cute then fuck me

I will not. I will tell you that you are beautiful. Then i will take you to the park and we will have an amazing time and mabe stare into eachothers eyes and kiss for a while. Mabe we will take some time and stare at the clouds while we hold eachothers hands. And then whem it starts to get late, ill take you home and wish you good night as I kiss your forehead amd say, “I cant wait to see you tomorrow.”

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bubbley-boo:

BEST DADDY APPRECIATION POST

THIS MAKES ME SO HAPPY

liquid-lightning:

librarienne:

rose-verres:

“A three second exposure meant that subjects had to stand very still to avoid being blurred, and holding a smile for that period was tricky. As a result, we have a tendency to see our Victorian ancestors as even more formal and stern than they might have been.”

I’ve reblogged this before and I will reblog it again.

This is so great

Always reblog

tourettesandsex:

urbies:

xbostons:

lostboyonadeadthrone:

If your girlfriend has sexual intercourse with another girl. Is that considered cheating? 

If I’m right handed and I punch you with my left, did I really hit you?

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I’ll reblog this every time.

xbean:

ablogfortwolovers:

WHY DONT MORE PEOPLE LOVE STING RAYS LOOK AT THAT FACE

Because they ganged up on the crocodile hunter and shanked him in cold blood.


#notallstingrays

xbean:

ablogfortwolovers:

WHY DONT MORE PEOPLE LOVE STING RAYS LOOK AT THAT FACE

Because they ganged up on the crocodile hunter and shanked him in cold blood.

#notallstingrays

I’m an adult, but not like a real adult
anyone between the ages of 18 and 25 (via prettyboystyles)