kalories:

no one wants to fertilize my eggs we can stop with the monthly foolishness

when the internet takes a lil over a millisecond to load

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nyehs:

IMAGINE IF YOU HAD ONE BIG NOSTRIL INSTEAD OF TWO SMALL ONES

Have you seen Botched

z1c:

being 20+ on tumblr

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illvstmxnd:

见证伟大 // $$

bblackgoldd:

I am so glad I pressed play

kingcheddarxvii:

videohall:

Man’s worst enemy

The Silent Battle

First things first, I’m surrealist.
Salvador Dali (via lordofno)
Sometimes you have to let a part of yourself go to be free

Sometimes you have to let a part of yourself go to be free

breakfastburritoe:

depressed-0bsessed:

breakfastburritoe:

Are you a fisherman because I think you’re a reel catch

You spelled real wrong.

Throw this one back into the water boys we’ve got ourselves a city slicker

But this entire woof woof summer I’ve been woof hanging out with woof woof my dog

But this entire woof woof summer I’ve been woof hanging out with woof woof my dog

cntqueen:

this person probably has to study for finals

Group Assigments
Person: I have an idea
Me: So did Hitler